I once found THE HUGEST GROSS SPIDER EVER WITH HAIR AND SHIT in my kitchen and after…

…attempting and failing to get my dog to take an interest in eating it, I worked up the nerve to drop a paper cup over it. Then I slid a piece of paper under the cup and taped the paper to the cup thereby TRAPPING the spider in an inescapable paper cocoon. Then I went outside and lit the paper on fire and watched the spider burn to death. I actually felt super bad about it immediately afterward but I was so angry that this spider invaded my life that I lost control.