This is what happens when you ignore the voicemail lady

[call voicemail]

“One saved message.

Main menu.

To listen to your message, press 1.

To send a message, press 2.

To change your personal options, press 3.

To place a call, press 8.

To exit, press *.

[pause]

To indicate your choice, always press the number of the option you wish to select. Whenever you need more information about the options, press 0 for help. You can interrupt the intsructions and help messages at any time, by pressing a key to make your selection.

[long pause]

Main menu.

To listen to your message, press 1.

To send a message, press 2.

To change your personal options, press 3.

To place a call, press 8.

To exit, press *.

[pause]

To indicate your choice, always press the number of the option you wish to select. Whenever you need more information about the options, press 0 for help. You can interrupt the intsructions and help messages at any time, by pressing a key to make your selection.

[long pause]

Main menu.

To listen to your message, press 1.

To send a message, press 2.

To change your personal options, press 3.

To place a call, press 8.

To exit, press *.

[pause]

To indicate your choice, always press the number of the option you wish to select. Whenever you need more information about the options, press 0 for help. You can interrupt the intsructions and help messages at any time, by pressing a key to make your selection.

[long pause]

Sorry, please try again later.

Thank you for calling. Good bye.”

[pause]

[beep]